The Unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks has earned the type of response that’s usually reserved for someone who is just learning to cook. It’s a sweet punch in the mouth that some people enjoy, but most are treating it like that dog that takes a lick of a Warhead. The people apparently hate it, the employees at Starbucks don’t enjoy making it, so you’re left wondering what the point of this drink’s existence could be? If the secret ingredient is spite, I wouldn’t be surprised.
To follow up the new drink, Jimmy Kimmel goes ahead and gives the company an idea for their next concoction. The F*ck-it-ccino is the perfect response to today’s turbulent world and Kimmel wants to have Starbucks be the company that helps you cope with it. Terrorism, nuclear war, poverty, countless deaths, and political turbulence are all things of the past after you guzzle down this large glass of coffee, pancake batter, vodka, and Lexapro. Anti-depressants take a little while to work, so you’re definitely going to want to order more than one.
Much like the Unicorn elixir, this one is not bad to look at when it is all said and done. It’s sorta like when you stumble upon a certain recipe in the new Zelda and you create something that looks amazing. Then you eat it and realize you’ve drained all of your stamina and attracted bees. That doesn’t happen in the game, but it might if Starbucks gets their hands on that DLC.
Someone should try this, minus the prescription meds, and then report back about it on their weekly YouTube series. I’m sure you could figure out how to get Starbucks to make part of it for you.
(Via Jimmy Kimmel Live)